Royal Number Two ????????
This here's the biggest dump of all time! It's so enormous, it could probably feed a whole village of deprived pandas. The smell is overwhelming, and the shade is a vivid brown. I reckon this masterpiece deserves a royal hat.
Mini Nugget Special ????????
OMG! We gotta check out this sweet Little Nugget Special! It's so tiny, it'll break your heart. Totally, this little nugget is packed flavor and totally worth the hype. Snag yours while they're gone! You won't regret
Mental Bird & Mate Pack ????????????
Yo, dudes and dudettes! Get ready to unleash your inner avian wild with the Mental Bird & Mate Pack! This ain't your grandma's birdwatching club, homie. We're talking insane adventures, smooth moments with your wingman, and enough liquid courage to fuel a flock of eagles. ???????????? Think you can handle the madness?
Join us for competitions that'll test your limits, tales that'll have you howling with laughter, and memories priceless enough to last a lifetime. This pack is perfect for anyone who wants to break free.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your buds, pre-game like champs, and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! The Mental Bird & Mate Pack awaits!
Smokes and Chico for the Legends ????????????
Yo, what's up, legends? We gotta keep it real/get lit/vibe chill, you know what I'm sayin'? Grab your blunt/Puff that pipe/Hit that swisher with some smooth Chico chocolate. It's a match made in heaven/The ultimate combo/Pure fire. That sweet, melty flavor compliments/goes perfectly with/matches the smoothness/buzz/kick of your smokes. You won't regret it!
The Plump Turd Collection Vol. 1 ????????
Yo, get ready to smack your eyeballs on this, cuz we're droppin' the hottest doodie collection to ever hit the web. We're talkin' luscious briquettes that'll make ya wanna gush. This ain't your momma's bathroom break, folks. This is the granddaddy of all clumps.
- Brace yourself for a gastronomical experience that'll leave ya squealin'.
- Warning: this ain't for the faint of heart. We're talkin' next-level gross goodness here.
- Get your magnifying glass ready, cuz these beauties are gonna need a close inspection.
Download your copy today and join the plump turd revolution. You won't regret it. (But maybe you will.)
Turd Day Brunch: Chico Edition ☕????
Get ready to par-tay at the most bizarre brunch in Chico! It's Turd Day, baby, and we're read more celebrating all things number two with a spread that will wow. Think chocolate cocktails, platters of doodie delights food, and a DJ spinning poop jams. Don't be a poop skeptic, grab your comrades and get ready to get down!
This ain't your grandma's brunch, folks. We're talking weird food art. Come hungry, come thirsty, and come ready to laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all.
Remember, Turd Day is a day for celebration. So put on your poop emoji costume and get ready to have a memorable experience you won't soon forget.